What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:43
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Volcano Alert: Experts Predict Eruptions in France Imminent! - Glass Almanac
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
James Webb Space Telescope discovers planets forming in space's most punishing environments - Space
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Which Red Sox prospect will be next to draw Roman Anthony-level excitement? - MassLive
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Semiconductor Supplier GlobalFoundries to Spend $16B to Boost US Chip Production - Investopedia
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
What are three skills that you would like to have, and why?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
European probe snaps first images of the sun's south pole - NBC News
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Nuts and Butts
People with COPD had more carbon in their lungs than smokers in study - The Washington Post
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
J&J ties early-stage lymphoma CAR-T to 100% response rate in 10 patients - Fierce Biotech